I-Need-Therapy-Thursday: Top 5 Ways to Deal With Political Malarkey

Like every one else, I'm geting pretty tired of all the political nonsense.

The bickering, the finger-pointing, the mud-slinging.

Politicians who don't keep their word.
Politicians who aren't responsible.
Politicians who think they have all the answers and no one else knows what they're doing.

I feel like I'm back at the playground with my too-young-for-school-kids. The other Moms and I had to deal with this kind of malarkey constantly.

In fact, come to think of it, most Moms could stop all this in a heartbeat.

That's what we need in Washington. Not more politicians, just a few good, old-school Moms. I present to you the list of the ...

Top Five Ways Moms Would Solve Things in Washington


#5 ) Manners
What do you say?
WHAT DO YOU SAY???
Yes, please and thank you, and don't you forget it again.

#4) Sharing
If you can't share, you can't play.

#3) Allowance
No you can't buy a popsicle from the ice cream truck.
Why? Because you spent your allowance already.
B-U-D-G-E-T.

#2) Consequences
Why didn't we bring your scooter with us? Because you didn't put it away like you were supposed to, so you don't get to use it for a week. It's called consequences.


#1) Counting
You'd better stop amassing uranium right this minute mister. That's it!
1.....2......





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In case you didn't know it, I'm like the queen of blog-hoppin' lately. It's kind of like square dancing but without the dated outfits, smelly gym, and elderly caller.

Here's the schedule I keep:
Monday: Homestead Revival's Barn Hop, Natural Living Mamma's Natural Living Mondays, The Chicken Chick's Clever Chicks, A Cat-Like Curiosity's Monday Mantras, Ponder Wonder's Soul Food Monday and @ Home Take 2's Mom's Monday Mingle
Tuesday: Heavenly Homemaker's Gratituesday, Crafty Garden Mama's Tuesday Greens, and The Wrinkled Mommy's Tuesday Archive Link-Up
Wednesday: My Life and Kids Finding the Funny, Tilly's Nest's Down Home, and Crafty Spices Wordless Wednesday
Thursday: A Rural Journal's Rural Thursday Blog Hop, and Two In Diapers' Mommy Brain Mixer
Friday: Deborah Jean's Dandelion House's Farmgirl Friday, Fresh Eggs Daily's FarmGirl Friday, Little Becky Homecky's Fantabulous Friday, @Home Take 2's Weekend Blog Walk, and Oh So Amelia's Friday Chaos
Saturday: Camera Critter's Life With Dogs Pet Blogger Hop, and Tutus and Tea Parties' Pinteresting Party.


Since today is Thursday, that means I'm linking up my post "Stress Relief" with A Rural Journal's Rural Thursday Blog Hop; and "Thursday Afternoon Play-by-Play" with Two In Diapers' Mommy Brain Mixer.




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