I'll have to settle for living vicariously .....

While I am busy putting Band-Aids on scraped elbows, my sister the actress is busy rubbing elbows with the likes of Tom Hanks, Ashton Kutcher, Patrick Dempsey, etc. It's always been fun listening to her star-crossing encounters, but I must say this latest one is simply too much. She will be in a movie with George MF Clooney. In Hawaii. I can't take it.

Since I'm sadly no longer available (no offense, Fred), I'll have to settle for my sister landing George and I'll get him as a brother-in-law.

Here's a little rap song I wrote to commemorate this soon-to-take-place occurence:

My sister's name is Mar-y
And let me tell you where-she
Will be soon, in Hawai -i

She'll be acting with George Cloo-ney
I know that very soon-he

Will fall in love with my sis-tuh
And I won't have to call him Mis-tuh

'Cus in law he'll be my bro-thuh
We'll be a family like no o-thuh.



I know, I know, don't quit my day job.