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Thursday, November 1, 2012

I-Need-Therapy-Thursday: Top 5 Ways to Deal With Political Malarkey

Like every one else, I'm geting pretty tired of all the political nonsense.

The bickering, the finger-pointing, the mud-slinging.

Politicians who don't keep their word.
Politicians who aren't responsible.
Politicians who think they have all the answers and no one else knows what they're doing.

I feel like I'm back at the playground with my too-young-for-school-kids. The other Moms and I had to deal with this kind of malarkey constantly.

In fact, come to think of it, most Moms could stop all this in a heartbeat.

That's what we need in Washington. Not more politicians, just a few good, old-school Moms. I present to you the list of the ...

Top Five Ways Moms Would Solve Things in Washington


#5 ) Manners
What do you say?
WHAT DO YOU SAY???
Yes, please and thank you, and don't you forget it again.

#4) Sharing
If you can't share, you can't play.

#3) Allowance
No you can't buy a popsicle from the ice cream truck.
Why? Because you spent your allowance already.
B-U-D-G-E-T.

#2) Consequences
Why didn't we bring your scooter with us? Because you didn't put it away like you were supposed to, so you don't get to use it for a week. It's called consequences.


#1) Counting
You'd better stop amassing uranium right this minute mister. That's it!
1.....2......





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In case you didn't know it, I'm like the queen of blog-hoppin' lately. It's kind of like square dancing but without the dated outfits, smelly gym, and elderly caller.

Here's the schedule I keep:
Monday: Homestead Revival's Barn Hop, Natural Living Mamma's Natural Living Mondays, The Chicken Chick's Clever Chicks, A Cat-Like Curiosity's Monday Mantras, Ponder Wonder's Soul Food Monday and @ Home Take 2's Mom's Monday Mingle
Tuesday: Heavenly Homemaker's Gratituesday, Crafty Garden Mama's Tuesday Greens, and The Wrinkled Mommy's Tuesday Archive Link-Up
Wednesday: My Life and Kids Finding the Funny, Tilly's Nest's Down Home, and Crafty Spices Wordless Wednesday
Thursday: A Rural Journal's Rural Thursday Blog Hop, and Two In Diapers' Mommy Brain Mixer
Friday: Deborah Jean's Dandelion House's Farmgirl Friday, Fresh Eggs Daily's FarmGirl Friday, Little Becky Homecky's Fantabulous Friday, @Home Take 2's Weekend Blog Walk, and Oh So Amelia's Friday Chaos
Saturday: Camera Critter's Life With Dogs Pet Blogger Hop, and Tutus and Tea Parties' Pinteresting Party.


Since today is Thursday, that means I'm linking up my post "Stress Relief" with A Rural Journal's Rural Thursday Blog Hop; and "Thursday Afternoon Play-by-Play" with Two In Diapers' Mommy Brain Mixer.




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12 comments:

  1. Anne Kimball: You are am amazing and clever writer. Love your assessment of Washington, D.C. I'm right there with you. Can't stand politics. I do my best to turn it off, but when you're married to a federal lobbyist like I am, politics finds a way to infiltrate even the most sacred of our conversations. That's when my wedding mantra comes in: love is patient, love is kind, listen patiently and then sink your brain into the good stuff, like Duran Duran music.

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  2. Wouldn't it be great if it was actually that simple? Good solutions!

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  3. Hi there! Visiting from FiveInFive... Oh my goodness are those freckles the cutest thing I have ever seen!!! I think I'll be reading often just so I can see that picture!

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  4. hehe loved this! You are indeed an amazing writer, I really enjoyed this,
    Im now following you :)
    -Sarah

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  5. Love it! I bet a lot of their mothers would say the same! I heard the worst ad on the radio this week while I was driving to work....one of our state candidates calling the other one "sleezy"! I don't have children but know from experience with all of my nieces and nephews that they pick up on more than we can imagine! How do you explain that to the little ones in the car with you?!

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  6. Hi everyone, thanks for stopping in today! Glad you enjoyed. See you tomorrow?

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  7. Oh this is amusing! Totally made my night... thank you! and thanks for visiting my little blog the other day!

    Dawnelle
    justdawnelle.blogspot.com

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  8. Really a good Farm house , I want to visit there , Thanks for share these pics

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  9. Hi Anne, just stopping by to say how delightful your blog is. Thanks so much for sharing. I have recently found your blog and am now following you, and will visit often. Please stop by my blog and perhaps you would like to follow me also. Have a wonderful day. Hugs, Chris
    http://chelencarter-retiredandlovingit.blogspot.ca/

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  10. HA! I'm with you, sister... so tired of all the political games! And so tired of hearing all about who is voting for who... your post made me laugh! And who doesn't want more laughter? Following you ... make it a great week!

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  11. Thanks, ladies! Loved all the comments as well as the new followers! I'm sure you're a with me when I say I'm glad the election is over!

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