life on the funny farm

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I'll have to settle for living vicariously .....

While I am busy putting Band-Aids on scraped elbows, my sister the actress is busy rubbing elbows with the likes of Tom Hanks, Ashton Kutcher, Patrick Dempsey, etc. It's always been fun listening to her star-crossing encounters, but I must say this latest one is simply too much. She will be in a movie with George MF Clooney. In Hawaii. I can't take it.

Since I'm sadly no longer available (no offense, Fred), I'll have to settle for my sister landing George and I'll get him as a brother-in-law.

Here's a little rap song I wrote to commemorate this soon-to-take-place occurence:

My sister's name is Mar-y
And let me tell you where-she
Will be soon, in Hawai -i

She'll be acting with George Cloo-ney
I know that very soon-he

Will fall in love with my sis-tuh
And I won't have to call him Mis-tuh

'Cus in law he'll be my bro-thuh
We'll be a family like no o-thuh.

I know, I know, don't quit my day job.


  1. Cool! What's the movie? I know it takes forever for things "get published" so to speak. I'm a jealous third party witness ;-)

  2. So I am guessing it was the Descendants. So... is he a nice guy? Did she meet him? Since he is with that Stacy Keebler, I think that there was not an immediate love connection. Can she at least borrow the house in Italy?

    1. She said he was one of the nicest guys she'd ever met in "the biz". Very friendly with everyone, didn't seclude himself. Ate at the lunch tables with cast and crew, always cutting jokes, etc.

      If only his taste in women ran more to the "real".


  3. Awesome! Now I can play Six Degrees of Separation and have a link to George. I think that he and Antonio Banderas will forever be my two favorite hotties! :)

  4. OK, George MF Clooney got a big snort out of me! What an awesome TALU post. :D

  5. What a fun post! Now I can live vicariously vicariously :-P

  6. Oh I loved this and seriously cute song!! Thanks for sharing :)

  7. Surprising that you aren't the famous sister, with that wicked rapping ability and all. :)
    George MF Clooney made me smile.

  8. I don't know why you be dissin' yo rap skillz, girl. Oh, and I do also love me some George MF Clooney. HA! TALU

  9. Wow, I think I have a new career before me! You like me, you really like me! I'll be the new Nikki Minaj. Not.

    Kenya, Carol had it right, the movie was The Descendants. Yay Mary!

  10. Your sister must be one good actress, because if I were in the same room with George MF Clooney, all I'd probably be able to say is. "OMG, you're George MF Clooney." Much TALU love.

  11. Wow. Sorry he didn't become your in-law, or that you didn't at least score a trip to Italy out of it. But I'll bet your sister has some great stories!TALU

  12. OK - I see this post was back in 2010. And so I must know how this turned out! Tell!



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