life on the funny farm

Saturday, July 9, 2011


I broke free from my captors!

It was the most horrifying 36 hours of my life but I am free.

By day they were cute, almost innocent looking beachgoing children.

By night .....


They were quick to let me know they had a shrink ray gun and would not hesitate to use it. They cruelly demonstrated their powers with a national landmark as I watched helplessly.

They showed no mercy as they read through their list of restrictions.

Or when they forced me to eat buckets of toxic gruel.

They tried to keep their identities secret.
But my bottle of sunblock was really a cleverly disguised camera and I took lots of pictures to be used as evidence against them.

This is their ring leader.
You guessed it.

aka Butsby.

Here he is sharing his evil plan with one of his maniacal minions.

But when they learned I was onto them, they tried to run.
Some tried to dig their way to China.

Some tried to swim back into the mist from whence they came.

Babyface tried to flee in his get-away car.

But his minion tossed him out and took the wheel.

It was my turn to laugh maniacally as they fled.

I was free.


The End.


  1. Too funny! And the get-away car brings back lots of childhood memories for me. (I'm here for the first time through the Tues Archive Link-Up). Fun post!

  2. That sand - car is awesome. And makes me really want the beach, darn my full time job!

  3. LOVE Babyface!!!! He rocks behind the wheel of that getaway car!!!

  4. That was cute. Love the butt in the sand picture and that was a great sand car they made.

  5. Looks like a fun day! What a cute group of kids you get to hang out with. Found you through the Tues Archive Link Up. Thanks for the comment on my page.

  6. adorable photos! Love the naked baby butt! hahaha. And you have some talented people there who made a car out of sand!! Amazing!

  7. ohhhhh great time at the beach.. weather i think was perfect? being gloomy and not too sunny and hurts the skin to sunburnt. aha, wow and i wish i learnt to built structures in the sand.. but i never... ;-( great sand car there.. ;-)

  8. I am so far behind! I like to reply to people's comments as they come in, but clearly I have not done so with this post. Sorry guys! Thanks for all your great comments, and thanks for stopping by. Come back again soon!



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