If you read my post last week in which I ate a stink bug, you'll be happy to know I have been able to move on with my life. Somewhat.
In fact, one could say I have learned a few things from the episode. Some of them from my readers. I have grown.
And so I have compiled a list for you of the
Top 5 Things I've Learned From the Stink-Bug Episode
#5) All things small and crunchy are NOT Rice Krispie Treats.
#4) NUMBER ONE FAMILY RULE: Don't eat bugs! (Thanks, reader Kristi)
#3) Don't eat off your shirt (thanks, Tombstone Livestock)
#2) Eating things in dim light is henceforth never going to happen ever again. I will have to insist on house lights at the movies from now on.
#1) Crouching in a dark corner twitching and sucking your thumb does not let you untaste a stinkbug.
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